The 5 Moms You’ll Meet In Suburbia-January 11th, 2017
The 5 Moms You’ll Meet in Suburbia
The fact is, when you live in the city different neighborhoods have different personalities. And you get used to it—you probably picked your neighborhood because you identified with the vibe, the moms and dads you met and the farmers markets/Soul Cycles/playgroups/A+ preschools in the immediate vicinity.
But then you start scoping suburbia and things change. Everything feels a little bigger, a little more spread out and a lot more unknown. But here’s the thing—just like there’s a “type” in every single city neighborhood, every suburb has a personality that, no doubt, will become very apparent once you start to dig in. And, in our experience, that often boils down to a few different “mom types” that seem to pop up no matter the ‘burb. Spot them on your next search—it’s like a living, breathing game of suburban bingo!
She might never sleep—really, there’s no other explanation for why or how her house is always perfect, her kids are always meticulously groomed and dressed, and she always has the most enviable treats for the bake sale. And the craziest part? She does it all with a smile. If you could only bottle her energy, her enthusiasm and skills that would make Martha Stewart jealous you’d be all set. But you can’t—all you can do is watch and wonder. How does she do it all?
THE ALWAYS-LATE MOM
“Rush” would be an understatement—this mom is always screeching in at the very last second, practically tossing her kids into the morning line, onto the baseball field and through the door of gymnastics/piano/ballet and this afternoon’s birthday party. And the second she does, there’s zero chance she can take a breath and sit for a minute because, without a doubt, she’s got somewhere else to be, someone else to pick up and drop off and a laundry list of to-dos that’s exhausting just to read. She’ll chat with you when she picks up her kid—10 minutes late, of course.
THE KNOW-IT-ALL MOM
This mom tends to fall into one of two buckets—the Gossip and the Mom-Who-Knows-Everything. The net net? She’s in the know about everyone and everything in town, in school and, often, on your block. Learn how to leverage her know-how and you’ll always have the scoop on the best soccer coaches, the A+ after school activities and what day camps are worth the money.
THE MOM WITH THE HELP…
You know she exists—maybe you’ve even seen her once or twice. But this mom is decidedly MIA most of the time, marching out a team of nannies, sitters, tutors, drivers, housekeepers and assistants every single day to tackle every single thing on their list. From dropping the kids at school to sending treats for the holiday party to filling the bleachers at this weekend’s game, this mom can outsource anything and everything, and credits that with her ability to “do it all.”
YOGA PANTS MOM
Does she go to the gym or the local barre studio? Who knows—but is she does, she’s always dressed for the occasion. This mom has made wearing yoga pants an art and, somehow, seems to be able to pair them with everything from a tank or tee to a dressy top and strappy sandals. How does she do it? You’ll never know. But she never veers away from her trusted yoga pants, whether she actually works out or not.
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